You kids nowadays don't know your stink-digit from your fag-hole.

Love,

Chip.

(P.S: "Stink-digit" refers to a cigarette, while "fag-hole" refers to a smoker's mouth, as cigarettes are called 'fags' in the U.K. Just so we're clear, cause you kids nowadays don't know your stink-digit from your fag-hole.)